Why lions eat their young
My kid passed this little gem on to me. This poor little bastard wouldn't make it past the first minute and ten seconds of this audio. Or however long it took me to walk into the room and grab a large, heavy object.

I think I'm also supposed to warn you, using some dorky internet acronym, that you shouldn't watch this at work, but then, you should be in the shallow end of the pool if you need that warning.

And the Coup de Gras; this kid is nine years-old.

I like my nine year-old with some fava beans and a nice chianti.