Guy Rule #2
Flipping through ESPN magazine this morning. I know. I am not a huge sports fan, but I LOVE ESPN magazine. It's huge and shiny, has great writing, and thousands of pictures! This particular rant isn't even against them, it's against a "look". The second biggest blight on America, K-Fed, was used as an example of bad baseball cap etiquette.

Maybe he was just raised in a single-parent home with no male role model or never played a sport, but c'mon! It's not even the fact that he leaves the brim of his hat completely flat, which was accurately described as a "Man-Bonnet". He tucks his friggin' EARS inside his cap! It is probably my second greatest pet peeve amongst Guys across the world.

Not unless you're a five year-old wearing your dad's cap, a cancer patient, or a girl should you EVER tuck your ears inside of your baseball cap. It makes it more tolerable if you're a five year-old girl who has cancer, but not much. Ignorance of cap etiquette is no excuse for breaking cap etiquette.

Guy Rule #2: Thou shalt not tuck thine ears into thine baseball cap.

GR#2 (a.) Although, the arching of thine brim is hereby governed by socio-economic and regional preferences and traditions (but if you wanna look like you're wearing a bonnet, knock thine own self out).