Vacation, Day 6 of 10
Watched movies all day, worked out, and went bowling. Bowling was a mistake. Elbow and right ass cheek (just the right one) was too sore from dollar bowling night (seven games on Day 4). But the movies were fun.
Never Back Down [5.3 outta 10]
UFC meets Karate Kid. A younger, taller Tom Cruise. Great fight scenes.
Drillbit Taylor [4 outtta 10]
Owen Wilson as a homeless guy faking at being a bodyguard protecting nerdy high school freshmen. Predictable, cute, and Owens' material is sadly played out.
Harold & Kumar II [4 outta 10]
Way too much nudity (never thought I'd say that), not enough NPH, and I keep forgetting it's just a newer version of every prior stoner movie with semi-pretentious social statements.
Super High Me [5 outta 10]
A comedian does his own version of Supersize Me. Gotta say that it was interesting to me. I really liked it. We're at an interesting sociological period in American history. This subject (legalization)fascinates me like UFOs and Bigfoot.
The Ruins [7 outta 10]
Holy crap! This scared the snot outta me AND grossed me out! Kudos! If you're a horror fan, DEFINITELY rent this one. Mexico, college students, curses, broken backs: good times.

Restraining Order
I've started obsessing over golf again in that special way that only I can become transfixed on something. Golf wants to take out a restraining order on me and make me maintain a distance of 500 yards, but she can't because she's as fixated on me as I am on her. Golf doesn't care that I practice my chipping and putting for three hours at least three days a week. Golf loves that I've given up tennis and bowling just to be with her. In Golf's honor I've started a...cult. They are my children. They will do what I tell them to honor The Golf. I love them, I will help them fly. I will help set them free to achieve their oneness with The Golf.